Q

I could not for the life of me find a picture where Q looked the least bit impressive. Every picture of Q on the entire Internet just looks like John de Lancie being a smug dick.

This blog is going to suck severely. Even more so than the Dr. Manhattan blog. This means I have somehow managed to find a character even more unreasonably powerful than Dr. Manhattan. I can hardly believe it even as I type it with my own two hands. Q is terribly powerful. He eats suns and shits supernovas.

Q can quite literally do anything he wants. Appear in any form, alter any matter, and conjure any force, energy, or material from thin air. He fucks space and time in the ass. The guy can rearrange reality with less effort than it takes Superman to fart (granted, that fart would level cities. Q's fart would actually create worlds).

The fight between Superman and Q would take much less time than it takes me to write about it here. Q decides to kick Superman's ass. Superman suddenly finds his ass kicked. That is pretty much the whole fight. Q is likely to confront Superman physically beforehand as Q certainly values a bit of showmanship in the use of his godly powers, but this is by no means necessary. There is no possible advantage for Superman to gain. Q decides where (anywhere in existence and maybe a few places Q has to create himself from scratch) and when (literally, as in any time in the history of creation, again unless he decide es to create a new one from scratch) the battle takes place. Q has no vulnerabilities, and can only be harmed by unspecified means employed by fellow Q. Q may decide to play mind games with Superman, as he does with individuals he deems interesting, but they always play out in Q's favor. Q has an IQ of 2005 and pretty extensive knowledge of the breadth of creation, Supes cannot outsmart him.

It strikes me suddenly that Q is like a less stupid version of Mr. Mxyzptlk. Mxy uses his unlimited power to be a two dimensional character, while Q uses his to be super cool and also a little bit deep.

Next Week: Destroyah