Dr. Manhattan

It was only a matter of time before we saw a penis on this website, I'm just glad it's Dr. Manhattan's. He has the most powerful penis in the world.

This is no doubt going to be a short blog, as I doubt even the most die-hard Superman fan will dispute the inevitable outcome of this confrontation. If Superman is "more powerful than a locomotive" then Dr. Manhattan is more powerful than a circular particle accelerator. With a list of superpowers rivaling that of Jesus Christ himself, Dr. Manhattan has the ability to destroy Superman in just about any way possible.

If the good Doctor decided not to take the easy way out by simply pulling Superman apart atom by atom right off the bat, he could always use his knowledge of the future to predict Superman's every move and counteract it suitably. Also, I don't believe it is too farfetched to assume that Manhattan could just look at Superman and deduce his weakness to kryptonite radiation, and then turn the entire planet into kryptonite.

The clincher is that even if Dr. Manhattan didn't have a million and one ways to kill Superman, Supes still wouldn't be able to beat him. Dr. Manhattan survived having his body's intrinsic field removed, a process that split his body into a billion subatomic particles. What could Superman do that could possibly be any worse than that? The guy takes the word "invincible" to ridiculous new heights.

Next Week: Arthas Menethil, The Lich King