Superman

I have not gone insane. Pitting Superman against himself is not the end of this blog forever. By adding Superman to this list I am cleverly illustrating the point that Superman's energy powers were far superior to his regular ones. Yes. These are the words that I am saying. They resonate sharply with truth.

With his classic powers, Superman was a nigh-unstoppable physical force. Powerful yes, but loosely bound but certain physical laws. As a being of pure energy, Superman was free to distribute faster than light justice like a strange blue bolt of righteousness. He had complete control over the entire electromagnetic spectrum! He could absorb any form of energy! He could phase through solid matter! Regular Superman could not touch him!

The outcome to this match would be simple. Electric Superman fucks with regular Superman's electrical synapses and impulses. Regular Superman is rendered catatonic and dies shitting himself in a hospital bed years later. Electric Superman does this at the speed of light, so regular Superman is defenseless.

Should Electric Superman decides he wants to outright destroy Superman, he just draws all the solar energy from Superman's body. This renders Superman powerless and vulnerable to...you know...getting struck by lightning.

Superman vs. Superman! And the winner is...Superman!

Next Week: Apocalypse